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Correct Suck My Balls Mr.Garrison(From The Movie) Lyrics
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Correct Suck My Balls Mr.Garrison(From The Movie)
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[Mr Garrison] Okay children, lets start off with a few new maths problems. What's 5x2? C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Clyde? [Clyde] 12? [Mr Garrison] Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a Complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy. [Kyle] I think I know the answer Mr Garrison! [Cartman] Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh! [Kyle] Shut up fat boy! [Cartman] Hey! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew! [Mr Garrison] Eric! Did you just say the 'f' word?! [Cartman] Jew? [Kyle] No, he's talkin' about fuck. You can't say fuck in school, you Fuckin' fat ass. [Mr Garrison] Kyle! [Cartman] Why the fuck not? [Mr Garrison] Eric! [Stan] Dude, you just said fuck again! [Mr Garrison] Stanley! [Kenny] (muffled) fuck [Mr Garrison] Kenny! [Cartman] What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck! [Mr Garrison] How would you like to go see the school councellor?! [Cartman] How would you like to suck my balls? * Big gasp from whole class* [Mr Garrison] What did you say?!?! [Cartman] Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Actually, what I said was, * Pulls out megaphone* "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR GARRISON?!?!" (Stan) Holy shit dude.
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